Q: Hi Chiara ,Hope you can help! I’m a nude male model and at my last class half way through i came standing to raging full attention, I felt embarrassed as it’s not what those people signed up for. Is there any cream or idea you can recommend to keeping it down as I’m really worried now. Thank you

I don’t usually do multiple Ask Chiara’s in a week – but this one caught my attention. I can’t make this stuff up. (Sorry, cheating baby daddy, you’re going to have to wait until next week).

First of all, kudos for the modeling. Secondly, hard ons happen, don’t beat yourself up for it. Your class mates may have not signed up for the show but they kind of did, because you’re definitely not the first to get a boner in that position. So shake it off – you’re not a freak.

Now, let’s talk specifics. Was one of those random erections, or did you see a foxy lady student bend over and stick her finger in her mouth? I’m pretty sure that, on occasion, erections just happen due to increase blood flow. But in the middle of the day?

Think of your uncle reciting the pledge of allegiance with his christmas sweater on, holding a fishing hook. 

Rid yourself of any sexy thoughts and make sure to masturbate in the morning. Flush it out and walk into the room prepared to think of nothing but Uncle Joe and sharp objects. If, for whatever reason, you start getting aroused, stick your nail into your flesh. If you divert your body’s attention elsewhere, you’re more likely to abort mission between your legs. Unless, of course, you’re into that kind of thing. 

If you’re still getting a ton of uncontrollable erections, it may be time to pick a new career.

Finally, realize that erections are natural. Lucky you, some men have to swallow pills to get them to happen. I may not be the best to give advice on the subject, seeing as how I have a vagina. But I will say this, plenty of embarrassing shit happens to everyone.

Did I miss anything? Let’s discuss!!

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